7:20
Call someone Boo-Boo for the day, celebrate national Dance Like a Chicken Day ( "how" should be obvious), or don't forget to observe No Socks Day. At 7:20, I'll tell you how to keep things interesting at the office with daily national holidays. National Chocolate Chip Day is always a favorite.
7:30
A Moment of Science: Following the 7:30 edition of Newsbeat, I try to bring some kind of substance, credibility, or at least a shred of intelligence to a morning show that talks too much about sports, TV, movies, or my favorite subject, food. Learn the scientific facts about musical farting fish! I do it for the children, they are our future.
8:30
The Comedy Cut Club is the most important part of a balanced breakfast. Following the 8:30 news, Dave serves up a slice of stand up from some of your favorite comedians and some other funny up and comming acts you may not know, but might just like. Go ahead, try it. Just a taste and you don't have to finish your brussell sprouts.
9:30
At 9:35, I tell you what's
really important in the news as well as those other news items that don't always seem
to find their way into the mainstream news. Stories that slip through the cracks, I pick up and give to you under the observance of the 5 second rule. Minimal dirt or hair.
(Favorites are replaced on a whim, so check back for the newest sites)
Bunny Theater -
www.angryalien.com -In which a troupe of bunnies parodies a collection of movies by re-enacting them in 30 seconds, more or less.
Sandals and Socks -
www.sandalandsoxer.co.uk - A gallery of horror as we men continue to ignore acceptable fashion trends . My favorites would be the guys with the multicolored socks with individual toe....holders?!? Or maybe the nudist on the beach who just doesn't get the whole "nudist" concept.
Signs of the Times -
www.interestingideas.com/roadside/signs/artsign.htm - A collection of interesting roadsigns that range from the clever to the creepy, like the Little Pigs Bar-B-Q with the jolly pigs gladly taking part in their own demise.
Really Long Word -
www.geocities.com/Area51/Vault/4251/longword.htm - Go ahead, try to say it. I dare you.
Disney Alter Ego -
quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=3049 - Find out which Disney character you resemble most with a simple quiz. I was unfazed at being Goofy. Try some other fun quizes as well.